Drizzt Do'Urden

The following is a meta placeholder, meant only to humorously express my personal love and adoration of the character Drizzt, until someone else erases all of this and replaces it with non-idiotic information that is gathered in game.

As a minor action, Drizzt can stun you; as a move action, Drizzt can take away all your healing surges; as a standard action, Drizzt can hit you, without an attack roll, and deal damage equal to thrice your bloodied value. Drizzt is Awesome-Socks-Incarnate; and, he actually wears some pretty awesome socks! With his celestial panther, Gwenhwyvar, in tow, you can’t hope to best him in a fight. If you are so blessed as to receive any sort of advice from Drizzt, you had better take it, because any other action would show yourself to be an utter fool. Bow before the glory that is Drizzt!

Drizzt Do'Urden

Neverwinter Campaign Malveris